mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
florenceandthepoutines: I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
sirbubblebutt: everybody bless the landlord everybody bless his spouse
Reblog if you've dated Taylor Swift.
im-still-going: i tried to scroll
all i have is this blog and my virginity
squidwurd: me telling my teacher why i cant take...
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
portablemiah: shout out to that kid in biology who accidentally says “orgasm” instead of “organism”
my hands are cold can I warm them up in your pants
stevenmoffatismyspiritanimal: tomkirk: THIS...
Started 2012 single and ending it single.
Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*