May 2013
mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
mom:
me:
mom: what
me: nothing
April 2013
March 2013
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
sirbubblebutt:
everybody bless the landlord
everybody bless his spouse
Reblog if you've dated Taylor Swift.
im-still-going:
i tried to scroll
all i have is this blog and my virginity
squidwurd:
me telling my teacher why i cant take...
February 2013
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
portablemiah:
shout out to that kid in biology who accidentally says “orgasm” instead of “organism”
my hands are cold can I warm them up in your pants
January 2013
stevenmoffatismyspiritanimal:
tomkirk:
THIS...
December 2012
Started 2012 single and ending it single.
Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
